Josef Can/Has

1. Wear his shirt tucked into his pants... and make it look GOOD!
2. Unicycle while juggling
3. Change a water cooler
4. Feature in a major motion picture (you will have to ask him which one)
5. Fly a plane
6. Speak Ukrainian
7. Sail a boat
8. Run up stairs faster than Jim Erdmann
9. Defend our country
10. been a nude art model
11. Play the violin, amazingly
12. Plant 20 trees in a day
13. Cook...
14. Match slippers to his outfit
15. Navigate Google sites from memory
    
16. A Nice Behind
17. Lay down the LAW
18. Tell you what Quakerism ACTUALLY is all about
19. Get unlost with the philosophy of "this trail has to lead to a road somewhere, and that road leads somewhere."
20. Slide down a mountain, using only a stick. 
21. Travel to Germany, on his Peace Corps stipend
22. Play capture the flag harder, and more intense than anyone has, ever...
23. Break your ankle, just by touching his leg
24. Survive merciless onslaughts of blood-sucking monsters (aka: bugs)
25. Mountain bike wearing a full camping pack.
26. Jump into glacial water without a moment's hesitation.
27. Make homemade soup from scratch.
28. Bake banana bread and chocolate chip peanutbutter cookies
29. Kayak 12 miles, canoe 12 miles, eat a pizza and then win a 5k road race.
30. Dance like a maniac.
31. Teach a girl how to drive stick shift without freaking out, not even once.
    
    

Josef PROBABLY can...

1. Deliver a baby with only a rusty knife and a pot of water.
2. Save lives